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Is This a Funny "old lady" Joke?

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Little Old Lady

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said,"I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease, it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.

"How come so much? I only bought 5 items!"

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too."

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  1. lol


  2. lol dang dude you jimped

  3. rotfl. That was funny.

  4. Nice one babe! xx

  5. lol thats great I love that joke

  6. funny!

  7. I love that joke.

    My friend told it to me once but she made it so she was the man and said at the end

    'Then I ran out of the store and started pulling on her leg just like I'm pulling yours right now!'

  8. imao

  9. Ha ha yea thats a good one!  =]

  10. Your jokes are the best

  11. not really

  12. lol,thats funny!

  13. I thinks it's cute:)

  14. HAHA! thats really funny

  15. yh i was funny

  16. Ha, that was good! =)

  17. eh...kinda....

  18. It's a d**n good funny joke!

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