Is a Rabbit a Quiet Animal?

Question

Top 10 Rabbit Sounds

(Sure, they don't make any noise)

10. The scoot and shuffle of a food bowl being moved from here to over there

9. Shriek of "Argh!" by human roommate on discovering that the fresh cut flowers are now only a vase full of stems

8. "Crash-boom-bang" from landsliding books, papers and pens while investigating the top of the desk

7. Nasal grunt, accompanied by flailing fore paws, when being impolite to guests

6. Lips smacking bananas

5. Snort of disgust on being offered a zucchini snack

4. "Tooth purring"--the grind of contentment

3. Silence on the phone line because the cord has been chomped, again

2. Toenails that go "click-click" on the linoleum

And the number 1 sound produced by rabbits:

The "clackety-clack-clack" of the water bottle....

at three o'clock in the morning

Answer 1

you missed the buzz and low hum after you switch it on

Answer 2

Okay.

Answer 3

Could be the beginning of The Great American Novel.

Answer 4

I have Rabbits, So I think it's Funny....

Not Hilarious, you usually post Better-See his Questions.

\\Apparently, 1 answerer missed that this is a Joke!//

\\Silly Person, Jokes aren't for the Thoughtless//

Answer 5

How does that information interest me?