Is a french kiss called an english kiss in france?

Question

Is a french kiss called an english kiss in france?

Answer 1

Le plus certainement pas, vous des Anglais ne savez pas embrasser!!

Answer 2

no, of course not !

it's called : un baiser !

Answer 3

Where are you? in England?

An "english" anything, in France, is not very good.

The word "english" does not improve the word it accompanies, which is the opposite of the word "french" that is supposed to improve anything, at least on the surface...

In USA, the word "french" is added to anything to make it look better or sexier or more sophisticated...very often trying to justify the higher price...or trying to hide the poor quality.

I'm French and French Mustard is the worst I ever tested. French baguette taste like nothing (instead of the real baguette in France that taste like heaven). French fries are just "frites" or "pommes-frites" in France (fries or fried potatoes). French lingerie, in France is just normal underwear because we don't wear grandmother's underwear unless we're actual grandmothers.

French bread is just "pain perdu" in French (lost bread), just a way you can use stale bread instead of throwing it in the garbage (this is why this recipe is better with old bread, not fresh one).

What are French doors, anyway?

A French kiss is just a kiss, because that's just the way you're supposed to kiss...with the tongue, unless you're in a 1950s movie with the censure up your a..!

I guess an english kiss could be one without the tongue because really, have you seen how the English people take care of their teeth? I would not want my tongue in there!!!

Answer 4

No. In France, French toast isn't called French toast either.

They just makeout and don't overanalyze it.

I know in England, AMerican mustard is called English mustard. I had a hard time knowing what my English friend was talking about. I kept asking him if it was spicy but he wouldn't answer me. He kept saying "English mustard" and I was like, GRR!!!

Answer 5

not but they talk about 'le vice Anglais' which means 'the English vice' and can refer to either anal s*x or flaggellation for the purpose of sexual pleasure! So not very complimentry about us in many ways lol

Answer 6

french kiss ????english kiss ???? just give a nice erotic kiss and forget about all the mytology about french kiss !!!