Is a mini-cooper a g*y car for a man to drive?

Question

im thinking of getting one as my first car and i was wondering what you generaly thought of them, its the blak one with the racing stripes and its the sporty one with alloy wheels!

Answer 1

Not after the italian job!

Answer 2

Yes. It is a g*y car. And if you ride it you're automatically g*y.

Sorry.

Answer 3

You are an idiot. And perhaps a closet case as well. You ought to be driving some kind of Chrysler PT Cruiser since you are obviously a Chav!

Answer 4

h**l NO! - Mini Coopers are COOL. If you are asking the question whether they make you look g*y you are implying that you have doubts about your sexuality. I am a 41 yo male and would love to buy a mini cooper but still battling with DVLA for a drivers license due to medical reasons. My favorite colour is Chilli red with black roof and black bonnet stripes.