Is a prerequisition that you must have a below average IQ level to be accepted as a member at Collingwood?

Question

I had no trouble being accepted and many others I know didnt have any trouble either. I just wondered whether there was something written in the clubs constitution.

Answer 1

no at collingwood we take care of people

Answer 2

If you arent wearing skin tight black jeans with moccies, and dont have a pack of Winnie reds up your sleeve, then forget it.

However, if you are articulate, and show a lot of class, they will re-direct you to Richmond.

Answer 3

I had no trouble joining all I had to do was fork out a big wad of spoondoolah.