Is alternative energy free in the same way as s*x in usa?

Question

Is alternative energy free in the same way as s*x in usa?

Answer 1

Nothing is free, especialy s*x in the USA

Answer 2

Yea, its free once you pay for the enormous cost of bribing a woman to like you with candy, flowers, jewelry, weddings, cars, houses, R+B and finally supporting kids for 25 or so years.   Come to think of it, alternative energy actually will pay you back given time, so it might be a better investment.

Answer 3

I don't know, I have to pay for it.