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Is anybody sitting here?

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There was this man who won a contest and got one free ticket to the Superbowl. He was so happy, but when he got to the stadium and found his seat he was somewhat disappointed. His ticket was for the last row, and it was WAY up there. He couldn't see the game, so he began looking around. Close to the field he saw an empty seat, so he decided to go down there.

He reached the seat and asked the man next to the unoccupied seat if anyone was seating there.

The man replied, "No." So the guy sat down and struck up a conversation.

"Who would have a seat right next to the field and not come?"

The man answers, "Oh, that was my wife's seat."

"Where is she?" the guy replied.

"She died."

"Oh I'm sorry...don't you have anyone else to come with you, a brother, or friend?"

"No, they couldn't come."

"Why?"

"Because they are at her funeral."

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  1. haha


  2. llooll

  3. good one!!! its an oldie but goodie.


  4. hilarious!! good one!!!

  5. ok

  6. lol

  7. Man oh man. That was the best.

  8. hahaha...wow

  9. First a shock, then a smile, however, you could manage to do it !Good joke.

  10. im shocked ...  

  11. You just have to ask yourself (If you're an NFL fan). If you would truly go to the Superbowl if you got a ticket or go to your wife's funeral. Wow..

  12. ha ha ha!!! are why isn't the husband at his wife's funeral?!!!

  13. i began to read the joke and i thought it would be daft but it was quite funny, thanks  

  14. aaawwwwwwwwww

    that's so bloody sad

    (NOT) love it

    nice one ss lol he he

    x x x

  15. This is, unfortunately, true for die-hard NFL fans LOL

  16. cool dude. he's really a shameless& irresponsible husband. bloody h**l!

  17. hahaha thats just sad in a halarious way, absolutely love it!!

  18. thats one sick husband lol (star)

  19. LOL

    Poor woman to have a husband like that...

  20. im trying not to criticise but the brutal truth sometimes helps.

    if a joke makes "you" laugh you stand a chance. if you tell it to someone else its a gamble. the punchline was no surprise and

    surprise is what gets the laugh. try a bit more acid and lateral thinking,

    and be choosy as to what joke you tell.

  21. hahaha

    like you would actually go to it rather than go to your wifes funeral

    i mean, come on.


  22. Ahh, oldie but goodie.

  23. thats terrible

  24. wow

    LOL

    but no star. the joke is rude.

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