First of all they don't really care how you're doing. They've been told to ask. Secondly, at the same time they're letting you know that you have been noticed ......."So don't get ideas about shoplifting, buddy!" Thirdly, since someone smiled at me, I am now supposed to connect "smiling face" with the name of the store..........So here's what I have decided to do. Every time an employee asks me how I'm doing , he's gonna get an answer something like......."Terrible, I haven't had a woman in two years!" or......"Terrible. I'm out of dope, and my connection got busted."
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