Is anyone else?

Question

totally bored right now? I don't really have a question but I've gotten tired of answering so I thought I'd ask one. Tell me something interesting and the most creative gets the points.

Answer 1

oh kitty kat, oh kitty kat,

what have you been up to my kitty kat;

purr on knee or pee on my mat?

come to me now, and i'll give you a pat...

Answer 2

well, i'm in Shanghi, China rite now and about to head out for Beijing, China for the olympics. i live in LA. i've been to China 12 times already.

Answer 3

i live in orlando fl. i work the orlando magics and i met crazy people and one time this man was like ay i want to take a picture and i was looking through the camera and he turned around and showed me his butt