Is anyone else up to here with this mermaid ludicrousy?

Question

I DON"T WANT TO BE A F#%$*@&G MERMAID....AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Answer 1

Go to real-wishes .com you can wish you were a mermaid

Answer 2

I kick and I kick and I kick and I barely keep one nostril above water!

Maybe we should start selling mermaid pills (with a lot of vague fine print in the instructions).

Answer 3

Yup.  And it's not time for these kiddies to go back to school just yet, so I'm sure we'll see quite a few more of these over the next month.

Some of us figure it's because they are hooked on this TV show, "H2O: Just Add Water"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H2O:_Just_A...

...but like Gianni said, where are the parents?  Why are they not teaching their children the differences between fantasy/fiction/entertainment and reality?  Or helping them to work out whatever issues they are having that make them want to actually become a different species?

Yeah, there's a bunch here yapping about wanting to be vampires too - where's that one coming from?  Is there a popular vampire TV show that's topping the charts with kids these days too?

Answer 4

its not just mermaids!

they want to be turned into vampires too!!!

I cant believe some of the c**p I read on here!!!

Answer 5

In a few weeks school will begin again and these questions will be back to a minimum.

Answer 6

Most of these requests are coming from little kids who aren't old enough to even be on Y/A. Kinda makes me wonder about the parents. Where are you guys and who's watching your children?

Answer 7

hahaha.  You think these people would understand that they would smell like fish as well?  Im only half mermaid, the top half.  The other half is human.  Go figure.