Is dave nye a total dude kisser ?

Question

I have the right to know

Answer 1

i heard he dyes his navel hair tannish pink???

Answer 2

well defining whether or not someone is a total dude kisser takes careful time and craft. Off the bat yeah the name Dave Nye sounds like a total dude kisser. Nye? what is that? NW Indianian? Gross. Anyways besides the fact that all dudes from Gary Indiana suck di#k for crank. Suppose he was an offspring of someone from Gary and managed to be one of the .0001% to escape from the turmoils of Gayry, Indiana. The question still remains is Dave Nye a total dude kisser. Mathematically its simple you take the quotient of dave nye multiply it by Gary x 2 divide it by his hot sister who totally  wants to sleep with me subtract that total from Daves dad times the square root of Dave moms crack addiction and its simple to see Dave Nye = Dude Kisser. but a "Total" dude kisser? We must continue...According to Merriam Webster Total is defined as: involving a complete and unified effort especially to achieve a desired effect. Which is simple, as we know Dave has dedicated his life to sucking co*k which would mean he has given his complete and unified effort to kissing dudes. In conclusion. Dave Nye is a total dude kisser (from Gary, Indiana).