Question:

Is doing pelvic thrusts a good way to let the UPS guy know you think he's hot?

by  |  earlier

0 LIKES UnLike

What else can a girl do?

 Tags:

   Report

25 ANSWERS


  1. Cute!  :)

    Ask him to go to lunch?


  2. Can't wait to see you on Maury.  

  3. You can do the thrusts lying down in the nude, that should do it, or you can drop to your knees, unzip his fly & take it from there.

    Always glad to help.

  4. that always works for me

  5. get a sausage and then put it in your mouth over and over. That might get the UPS guy to ask whats up?

  6. that's how we do it in our office.... meeeeooooow

  7. you can just tell him you find him handsome. Doing all that other stuff might make him think you're weird!

  8. Drop something over your shoulder and turn around to pick it up. Make sure you are wearing " those" jeans.  

  9. What can Brown do for you?

  10. wear a night gown to the door..

  11. show him your boobies ; )

  12. hump his leg.

  13. I usually answer the door naked.  They usually don't want me touching their pen to sign for stuff.

    I suggest doing ankle grabs next time.

    Good luck

  14. I don't usually go for subtle.  I would give him the down-n-up glance, look him in the eyes and tell him I THINK he's hot, but would like to find out for sure.  

  15. Do the Bend and Snap! Haven't you seen Legally Blonde? lol

  16. He might think your a bit desperate.  Just flirt with him or even better, wear a very low cut top or even better than that, answer the door with only a thin towel tied around you (as you've just gotten out of the shower).  

  17. Help him with HIS package and say Oops, My Bad?!

  18. Make sure you answer the door nekked.....works for me.

  19. "Hey nice shoes. Wanna f*&%???"

  20. gee, y don't u just strip down naked and scream "yoohoo over here".

  21. That or rubbing your crotch on his package... er, box.

  22. Answer the door and tell him you want his package!

  23. I start out winking then I flip my hair flirtatiously...and if that doesn't work...I fan myself and giggle uncontrollably.  And if THAT doesn't work, THEN I resort to pelvic thrusts.  

  24. no just lets him know you are a tart and want to get laid

  25. Where the h**l were people like you when I was working for UPS?

    Damnit!

Question Stats

Latest activity: earlier.
This question has 25 answers.

BECOME A GUIDE

Share your knowledge and help people by answering questions.