Is hanging up a broken record bad luck?

Question

okay, stupid me dropped a zz top record. it isn't really broken, it's just missing a small piece, if i layer it behind furniture it'll be fine(my wall is covered in records)

but is it bad luck to hang up a broken record. i don't wanna disturb the rock lords!!!

please, help!

Answer 1

Yes it's bad luck - you will never get lucky with the ladies in your apartment again if you hang it. Oh wait, you have a wall covered in old zz top records - you obviously don't even know what it's like to have a girl in your apartment...never mind.

Answer 2

no. it's not bad luck. i'm a witch so i would know all about good and bad luck.

don't worry. :)

you won't disturbe the spirits.