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Is he clever........or not?

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An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but

only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I'm Zinedine Zidane, the world's number 1

footballer. FIFA needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and

left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the

former President of the United States , I am the most ambitious woman in the world. I am

also New York Senator and a potential future President." She just took the 2nd

parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, Robert Mugabe, said, "I'm President of Zimbabwe and

I have 13 million helpless people who always look to me for guidance. Above all

I'm the cleverest President in African history, and Africa 's people won't let

me die". So he put on a pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.

The fourth passenger, Nelson Mandela, says to the fifth passenger, a

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  1. HA HA HA HA!! I love it! That was brilliant!


  2. LOL. Too funny!

  3. Lol. Sometimes i think Bob is an undercover blond.

    Nice Joke.

  4. CHERI! CHERI! CHERI! hahahahahaha.....I had a goooood laugh. Thanks (Stolen, sorry)

  5. Oh, that was excellent, precious, full marks to (probably) the greatest idiotic president in the world! Thanks, cheri.

  6. very good!!!

  7. HA HA HA!

    THANK YOU! That was great!

  8. Wonder what sound he made when he hit the water?

    "BA-BOON'

  9. .......

  10. hehe - great stuff as usual Cheri...

    Thanks for sharing.

  11. I am Robert mampara he should have said. Very funny and thank you for the laugh.

  12. Great one, cheri.

    Funny, but with a good ending.

  13. hahahh , great.

  14. Africa's cleverest president!

  15. Very good Cheri...where do you get them all?

    (If only, if only it was true)

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