An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but
only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, "I'm Zinedine Zidane, the world's number 1
footballer. FIFA needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and
left the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the
former President of the United States , I am the most ambitious woman in the world. I am
also New York Senator and a potential future President." She just took the 2nd
parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, Robert Mugabe, said, "I'm President of Zimbabwe and
I have 13 million helpless people who always look to me for guidance. Above all
I'm the cleverest President in African history, and Africa 's people won't let
me die". So he put on a pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.
The fourth passenger, Nelson Mandela, says to the fifth passenger, a
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