........Is he yours?

Question

In the last 24 hours he has spilled two drinks, overturned my son’s room, gotten toothpaste all over the sink, and peed with lousy direction into a pretty large target bowl. He caused me to step in Cinnamon Toast Crunch for the second time this week, and can’t hit a wastebasket to save his life. He got chocolate on my angel’s book report. All I know about him is his name is “I don’t know”. If he is yours please come and get him. He’s been staying rent free at my home.

Answer 1

He isnt mine, but i have met him, he has been here plenty too, whoever he belongs to needs to contain him so he quits tearing up every parents on the planets home  lol.

Answer 2

He's the boogie man, out to make your son look like he's behaving badly!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's definitely not mine... Don't send him my way! :)

Answer 3

He's been on a rampage and took an extended vacation here to Iowa this summer. Today's the first day of school and things have been strangely quiet. He must have sensed his welcome was wearing out and moved on. I'll let you know if I see him again. ;-)

Answer 4

Uh, so that's where my monster is.

Don't worry Mozz, he has some explaining to do here too. He spilt milk out of the fridge, and left some little finger marks in my mudcake.

I will sort him out, ;) Eventually

Answer 5

Um I wish I could help but I'm not sure who you are talking about....your or my husband maybe?  I wouldn't doubt it.  My husband fits that description a lot, :).....so does my two year old.  Another alias of his is "It's not my fault"!

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I guess my thumbs down fairy followed me with her many accounts.

Answer 6

He visits my house all the time too.  his other aliases are , "Not Me"  and "Sissy did it".  How can we get rid of him?

Answer 7

ROFL  Sorry, he's all yours.

Answer 8

Oh Lord, did he get out AGAIN!