Is it acceptable to close a cover letter by saying "Kind Retards"?

Question

Is it acceptable to close a cover letter by saying "Kind Retards"?

Answer 1

Uhhh, NO!

Answer 2

Clearly dprimo84 needs to learn to spell; it's regards, not "reguards".

Answer 3

No.

"Sours truly" is better.

Answer 4

No. Refer to them as Democrats like everyone else.

Answer 5

not so much.

Answer 6

If it is a cover letter for a resume, and what you actually mean is kind regards then the answer is no, because it is too familiar a closing.  It is inappropriate.

Answer 7

Only if you're writing to the President.

Answer 8

I don`t think any one would like it,you are calling them ''retards.''

Answer 9

Thanks for the chuckle!

Did you mean "Kind Regards"?  If so, then Yes.

Edit:  just read your screen name -- Ha! Ha!  You got us!

Answer 10

I'm more prune to sending "worm retards."

Sorry, that's the best i could come up with since the neighbor's dog won't stop its incestuous barking.

Answer 11

haha thats the best typo ever, sure will use that one..

Answer 12

No, that sounds more like a salutation than a closing line.  It may or may not be appropriate, but will definitely not be well received.

Answer 13

ABSOLUTELY

Answer 14

Only if you're writing a letter to some close friends who are used to being called names by you as a term of endearment.  Otherwise, no.  Although anyone else will assume it's a typo and probably laugh.

Answer 15

Kind Retards?

Do you mean REGUARDS ?

Retards is slang for the mentally disabled.

Answer 16

sure, why not? no one reads that far down the letter any way... if they do, they just scan it... it will get over looked...