Is it appropriate to l**k the Japanese emperor when you greet him? (Etiquette Help)?

Question

I have the privilege of meeting him in a couple weeks after i complete a multi-million dollar business deal with Mitsubishi and I read on the internet that this is the proper way to greet him. I was skeptical at first but i found it on multiple websites. Have any of you guys met him personally or just have an idea of the proper etiquette?

Answer 1

I'm not sure about how you would greet him.

I'm not aware of the Japanese emperor greeting ways at all.

Are you serious about what you said?

Answer 2

Yes it's how they do it in Japan.  You have to get on your knees, and the Emperor will drop his pants and turn around.  Then you give his butt cheeks a gentle l**k each.  Don't overdo it....that's considered extremely poor taste.

This is actually where the term 'crawly bum-l****r' originated from.