Is it fair to call a television a boob tube? Does that violate the civil rights of electronics?

Question

It's so hard these days to know what to say. I know some people call television a time thief, too. Can electronics sue these people for slander and libel? Do federal or state judges allow televisions standing to sue in their courts? What is the polite way to refer to televisions so as not to offend them and make them suddenly blare at top volume when I'm trying to concentrate on a book or to sleep?

Answer 1

if you dont want to offend it and it to get revenge on you you simply need to do what i do.

make that device feel important as part of the fmily give it a formal name. (not your own last one)

my televisions name is fredderick hughes.

try that it works!!!

haha

Answer 2

if you dont wanna get in trouble call it a TV if your hanging with your buds say boob tube!

Answer 3

Brain Fryer.

Answer 4

In this world of political correctness, televisions and other electronic devices have no rights as they are not citizens.

If you want to call your TV a boob tube, you can. If you want to call your clock radio a foreigner, you can. If you want to call an immigrant by where they come from, you can. You just have to put a hyphen in the name.