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Is it illegal to ask a christmas tree out to lunch?

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I very much doubt it but I don't think that the tree would eat much!!! lol
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No. It's probably pining for a date.
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No but the others may get the needle !!
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No, but its not fir on the others.
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If you're seriously contemplating asking a Christmas tree out to lunch, legality is the least of your worries.

It's not the men in the blue uniforms that will come to take you away, it's the men in the white jackets!
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Are yule going Dutch?
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Not that I know off, try it and see
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no it's not. but you must remember that there are certain rules which you need to stick to if you will ask it out. First (and most important) of all is that Christmas Trees can be easily offended, so you need to take care where you will invite it (it can't be simple fast-food bar), and you need to be careful how you will compliment it (remember not to say anything bad about its needles). It is perfectly all right though if you say that its Christmas Lights are hot.

Good luck!
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no that is not illegal, but why would you ask a christmas tree out?
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It depends on what you plan to do with the tree. Maybe if you want to do more than eat lunch you should look for a tree that is at least 18 years old or you will get arrested.
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ILLEGAL is a sick bird?

you seem as bored as me?
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wouldnt suprise me if it was...but each to their own..enjoy!
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only if special branch are not on the case.
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You'll have to spruce it up a bit.
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no
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