Is it illegal to bone a horse?

Question

I saw a program once where a bloke in texas married his horse and he violated it every day. It must be legal there, but what about England?

Answer 1

Good man yourself!

Answer 2

it used to be a hanging offence its just a spot of porridge these days

Answer 3

maybe i should change my profile to "i bone animals".  has quite a ring to it.

Answer 4

brings a new meaning to 16 hands between your legs!!

Answer 5

lol

Answer 6

Don't know; but seeing that a horses' anatomy is much larger as far as procreation is concerned; I'll bet it isn't good for the horse. (in terms of satisfaction)

Answer 7

horses for courses!

what where the witnesses? Pigs?

Answer 8

It's legal everywhere.  You buy the animal, you can bang the animal.

Enjoy!!

Answer 9

One of your last questions was:



'Would it be wrong to s***w a dead body?'

Then, after picking an answer that said:

'it was ok' ...... ????



You stated:  'you've just made my late grandma a lucky lady!'

Now you ask this sick question!?

In my opinion, i think you are in need of some therapy!!!!

Answer 10

I'd get a hooker if I was that hard up for s*x

Answer 11

Yes, ewe will have to go on the lam.

Answer 12

No matter if it is legal or illegal anywhere on the Earth- It certainly is immoral - !!!!!!!!

Answer 13

Not if you take it out to dinner first

Answer 14

its not illegal anywhere but might be frowned upon.

Answer 15

In England the illegal copulation between a human and an animal is called "Bestiality".

I cannot say I have ever heard of anyone charged with it the offence although being a country lad I have heard tales of happenings with sheep,pigs and cows as well as incest of course.

So no,we are not as broad minded in England, at least we have a law covering it !!!!!!!

Answer 16

hahahaha love the question do you wanna find out for us by marrying one too!!!