Is it illegal to molest Zombies? ?

Question

Can you get STDs from them?

Answer 1

If the zombies are of age and willing, then I see no reason why it would be. If they're freshly dead and still have their bodily fluids, then you could possibly get an STD.

Just remember if it gets out of hand, the only way to truly kill a zombie is a well placed shot to the head.

Answer 2

Contact a lawyer.

Answer 3

Naw,they are dead anyway!!!! as far as STD.....you might get RRC...Rosey Rotten Crotch!!!

Answer 4

what kind of a molester will touch a half rotten boob?

should be leegal it will get the molesters killed =]

Answer 5

Ya know, just thinking about this makes me want to hurl

Answer 6

I would actually assume it's illegal.  And the reason is that most states have the law written against molestation of a person.  A zombie is technically still a person.

The zombie's prosecuting attorney might also make the case that, although animated, the zombie is technically dead and you're having s*x with a dead body, yet another crime.

As far as the STDs are concerned, you can receive them.  I don't know if you've seen the soars on a zombie's mouth, but I can assure you they are likely disease filled.

So, as tempting as it is, my suggestion would be to withhold your urges.  

Answer 7

i dont think there are any laws in place for molesting zombies. but im sure its very taboo.

Answer 8

lol, "i did my time."

Answer 9

Yeah I served my time for it

Answer 10

you don't get STD from them u get affected by the baterial from them

Answer 11

Yes it would be the same as doing a body at the morgue they are dead. AS for getting STD well maybe. Depends on what they died of and how long they have been dead???

Answer 12

I'm pretty sure it's illegal to have s*x with a dead person, re-animated or not.

Answer 13

Yes it is. There are laws that prohibit "interfering with" the dead, even the living dead.

STD's, I don't know for sure, but protection's probably a good idea, at least until you're both ready to commit to a steady, monogamous relationship.

You two kids go and have fun, and young man, I want her back by dawn!

Answer 14

maybe