Is it in poor taste to have s*x with all the ushers at a wedding during the reception?

Question

I figure anyone outside of the groom is fair game.What do you think?

Answer 1

It is considered bad form to leave the wait staff out.

Answer 2

I generally take the view that if people are going to force attractive men to dress up in tuxedos at any public function, or indeed cruelly force them to wear clothes at any time in their lives, then it's assumed that at some point some charitable soul (such as yourself Pattycakes) is going to relieve them of the burden of wearing garments and allow them to express their true nature by writhing around naked on the floor of the cloakroom, as God intended.

So to answer your question, only if you leave an imprint of your buttocks in the cake.

http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/... - I defy anyone to tell me that upon seeing that sweet, angelic face and sugary blonde body wrapped up perfectly in a sultry black tux, they wouldn't immediately grab him by the hips, slam him over the buffet table and violate him in ways that would make a seasoned rentboy wince.

Excuse the vocabulary Pattycakes. I'm having a bit of an English day.

Answer 3

you will be fighting me for them, or we could divide them up. that seems like the right thing to do in this sort of situation.

Answer 4

Patrick, you are a busy, busy boy ! ! !     Poor taste, YES, make dates, but come on, those hours belong to the bride & groom.  You are their guest, show some respect. . . .

Answer 5

No not at all. But don't be rude and leave the priest out

Answer 6

Could be a sh*ty situation.

Answer 7

Thanks I needed a great laugh.  When I read this--I laughed so hard.  Then I added you to my contacts list and I gave you a star!

Answer 8

During the reception?  No, that's fine.  During the actual wedding ceremony might be in bad taste... unless you're really quiet about it, I suppose.

Answer 9

As long as you don't do it on or under the cake table, it's all good.

I like cake - I just don't want that stuff on my cake.

Answer 10

I think you wish!

Maybe one, or if you're extremely lucky two, but there's no way you'll get every usher!

h**l, go after the groom's father!

Answer 11

Only bad taste if you're the bride.

ha.