Is it just me, or is scooter..?

Question

an idiot

Rock You down to the floor

Posse saw ya on the border

Jungle jumper under order

Every minute, every hour,

Get the power, take a shower

Brand stuff, Screaming Lord

Wicked and tough!

that doesnt even make sense, he just thinks of words that rhyme, and puts them together.

Answer 1

:)

And every 14 year old chav laps it up. On that basis I think he's a genius:

Spends two minutes putting random words that kind of rhyme together whilst sitting on the toilet, five minutes in the studio, hit song across most of Europe and in Japan a week later. If I had less pride I'd do the same!