Is it legal for me to marry Ol' John Barleycorn?

Question

Is it legal for me to marry Ol' John Barleycorn?

Answer 1

Yeah, so long as you are both "of age", and you would want to be know as "Washington Irving Barleycorn".

Do you and Ol' John have plans, I kinda like him me ownself.

Answer 2

as long as the love is mutual-

with all my heart, i bid thee fair times in this sacred union of man and wife. enjoy your love, young maiden.

Answer 3

Maybe --- in Massachusetts.

Answer 4

Legal yes but...

Which John B be thou master o thee heart, the  British folksong or Jack London? Are you referring to the wonderful and lively and in fact indeed a personality of intoxicating proportions, beverage of my desire, as I fear you may take him from me?

WIKI:

John Barleycorn is an autobiographical novel by Jack London dealing with his struggles with alcoholism. It was published in 1913. The title is taken from the British folksong "John Barleycorn".