I went to the market to buy a dinner steak. There was only one of the type I like left so I looked it over since it was the last one. It looked fine but the price was $6.66.
I said, oh well, that is nothing. I took it up to the register and pointed out to the cashier," hey look, The sign of the beast"
She made a suirmy face and asked if I wanted it still.
I said yes and took a ten dollar bill out of my wallet. It was the only money I had at all in there and written on the front of the bill was a large pentagram and words,"SEE YOU IN h**l"
Now that was strange, but since it was the only steak to choose from and the only bill to choose from, that sort of makes it more weird, but yes, I ate it and it was a few years ago now and I am still here.
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