Is it ok to start fires if I have a crush on a really hot fire fighter?

Question

Is it ok to start fires if I have a crush on a really hot fire fighter?

Answer 1

Yes, that's cool.  I like to call the police on myself and have them cavity search me.  It's a great way to spend a Saturday night.

Answer 2

Sorry, that's against the law. You would be quickly arrested for arson.

Answer 3

as long as ONLY your stuff is put to risk... no that's arsenal and you could be tossed in jail

Answer 4

What if it is a different crew, also if you want a safer way, just go to the fire department and ask for his number or something. Better that, than burning your stuff.

Answer 5

I guess it would be ok if you want to totally embarrass the hot fire fighter and you can afford all the wages and to replace whatever burns cause that would be the outcome

Answer 6

No.

Answer 7

No.  Besides, fires have a habit of getting out of hand.  Some of the biggest bushfires have been started from tiny acts like cigarette butts getting flicked from car windows!  Bushfires that people have later died in - either fighting them, or just being in the path of them.  The best way to tell your 'hot fire fighter' you like him is generally not to kill him, okay?

Answer 8

If you're game for a little insurance fraud, this could turn out nice for both of us, Karen.

Answer 9

Just overcook a ham and cheese Hot Pocket in the microwave.

He'll get the message, loud and clear.

Answer 10

Nope.  It's against the law and really, really, really stupid.

Answer 11

No. If you have a crush on him then you don't want to keep him busy. It will be best if has plenty of free time.

Answer 12

I just start fires because I'm angry.  You might have a great idea there.

Answer 13

Boy, I hope this is a joke! Fire kills.  Fire kills firefighters as well as other innocent people.  Fake fires keep firefighters from fighting real fires (which kills).  I taught kids with emotional problems, and a lot of them started fires.  Two of them killed brothers and sisters accidentally.  This really isn't all that funny.  

Answer 14

My mind says no, but the boy crazy side of me says yes. Just don't hurt anybody. And only burn stuff that belongs to you.

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Answer 15

Only if he uses HIS hose.

Answer 16

Thanks for the laugh, I needed it!  You should have seen the hunky firefighter who came to my aid recently!  I'm 6'2" and weigh about 195 lbs and this guy just picked me up like I was tiny!  His biceps were bigger than my thighs!  I stole his badge off his shirt.  That way, I got to return it and flirt. Too bad he was already taken, darn it!  You could always pretend to be a photographer and offer to include them all in a "fire-fighters" calendar!  You might make some money on it, too!

Answer 17

no, it's not! Besides, wouldn't it be easier, and safer, just to ask for his number?