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Is it okay to f**t on a dining table?

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ha ha.....umm is there anyone else around?
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use a cork.
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If you are eating by yourself, by all means, f**t away.

If you are dining at my house, and farted at the table I would ask you to leave. You obviously need to go to the restroom.

I feel that people who f**t at the dinner table with others present are rude and boorish.
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"At a dining table" is bad enough! "On a dining table" is an absolute NO! :-)

EDIT: I can't believe this question is getting stars!
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I must confess that dining table is for dining.........But logically from dining table we are taking IN something.....And farting means something we PUSHING OUT!!So it balances,see??

So keep on farting my friend..Don't worry..Every action MUST have an opposite action,godit??
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Certainly it is acceptable if you are an ignorant individual lacking home training and manners.

Some things are simply not meant to be shared and this would be one of those things. Yes, we all have the same bodily functions however you do not defecate and share this act do you? Or maybe you would.
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As long as you are not offending the poeple around you if there are any people around.
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not at my house!

:)

but over all it's not okay but it can be done! and has!

i guess it depends on what your point is too!

check out Cakefarts.com it's some p**n like stuff that has girls farting on cakes i'm not sure if it's done on a dining table or not but it may help you get your socks off! if you know what i mean!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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LOL!

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Seek the query with your parents
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How strong are its legs?
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Absolutely, darling! Go right ahead (but please please wait until the meal has been served and the guests are eating) It guarantees the maximum "You're Disgusting, you vile swine" effect.
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Only if you're angry
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I would say yes if you are the only one at the table.
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