Is it possible that the faster you wipe your butt the less chance your butt will have the odor of solid waste.

Question

i wipe and wash my butt properly but at the end of the day my pants have a small hint of a bad odor. generally around the butt area. could this be because i take about 30 to 45 min to wipe myself properly. or could it be because the solid waste that needs to be wiped to up from the area has been there to long. most of the time i have breakfast and listen to the radio while on the toilet. is it possible to wipe once and be clean. if so how hard do you wipe. please help you guys. i have hemorrhoids.

Answer 1

The odor is coming from the hair around that area. When you wipe the f***s is rubbed againts the hair.So a little gets trapped.

Answer 2

It has nothing to do with speed. No matter how much you wipe, remnants of your waste stays. Soap and water  is best.  The French invented a toilet gadget called BEDETTE. It is a curve tube installed in the toilet bowl connected to the water system and directed to the a**s. It cleanse perfectly. Ask your plumber  

Answer 3

30-45 minutes?  Of course you have hemorrhoids.  And after that long, it's probably too dry to wipe.  That's kinda nasty, man.  Really.

Answer 4

It's not healthy to eat while you p**p.  You must be eating p**p germs or something.  Are you sure it's not your breath?

Answer 5

"i have breakfast and listen to the radio while on the toilet."

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are all trolls here this good

Answer 6

First off, this is the most discusting question I've ever heard. You eat and listen to the radio while on the toilet?! Are you some kind of animal?! And why the c**p do you sniff your pants?

Answer 7

You may want to invest in a bidet and rinse down your anal area. it would also take care of any pestiferous odors

Answer 8

omg your so funny...this is obvi a joke

Answer 9

Do you really smell your pants for poo?