Is it possible that this morning's earthquake ate half a jar of pickles?

Question

I swear that pickle jar in my fridge was full when I went to bed last night.

Answer 1

Mabey. Earthquakes are known for eating other peoples pickles.

Answer 2

It stole those damned pickles and fried em and is selling them on sticks in Mexico.  Frigging Earthquakes.

Answer 3

It ate my pickles too!

Answer 4

lol. well I heard it was a big one so can't blame the guy for being a little peckish....don't forget about the aftershock...it needs to get its energy from somewhere and it seems your pickles gave it to him.

Answer 5

maybe it was craving pickles and got upset that it couldnt get the fridge door open...evidentally shaking didnt get it open either...anything is possible

Answer 6

Um are you sure that someone didn't wake up during the night hungry? Or do you sleep walk? Did you wake up with the taste of pickles or did you dream about them? Who has a key to your house?

Consider all before taking the next step!

Next Step:

Pickle Thief Police