Is it possible to get this?

Question

okay I am really scared right now

yesterday me and my friends were at juice it up at the mall

shopping at Hollister and hot topic but i feel like someone was watching me.

then We came home and chill at the pool at my apartment eating Cheeto's and soda and we felt like someone was wacthing me :[. Then the next day at school, Like this retarded girl came up and ask me Wassup and i said nothing much, then she bit me really har, i bleed :[.

Did I cacth retardedness cause i feel stupider ever second :[.

Answer 1

umm she bit you ... god wtf i think you got a retarded vampire stalker

Answer 2

either this is a troll or you were retarded to begin with.