Is it possible to p**p out a hippo?

Question

Is it possible to p**p out a hippo?

Answer 1

No, it is not.  The hippo is one of the few animals in the world that is not poopable.

A hippo can, however, p**p you out.

Answer 2

Well YES DUH!!!!!! One time i was constipated and i was just sitting on the toilet and pushing reeeeeeeaaaaaalllllllllyyy hard!!!!! And then a hippo popped out at me and said oh i got poopoo on me!! you will pay me back for this! Then it pooped on my head and so we decided we were even! he is my pet and we take turns pooping on eachother!!! OMG!!