Is it possible to put a giraffe in a head lock??

Question

My 10 year old daughter wants to know.

Answer 1

Is that a half Nelson, or a Full nelson?  Either way you'd have to be a complete NUT to try this.

Answer 2

you know, if you really want to know, it's okay, you don't hve to pretend your daughter wants to know, we'll still accept you. but to get to the point, yes, but you need a ladder and three men that are willing to hold hands