Is it possible to teach oxpeckers to give back massages?

Question

Is it possible to teach oxpeckers to give back massages?

Answer 1

You should cork the ends of their beaks with tennis balls, and then roll in maggots. They'll massage every inch of you trying to get at those yummy treats.

Answer 2

How much good could they do with those tiny feet. What you need is a big kitty on your back. You know, like the cartoon of the kitty on the back of the bulldog, scratching and kneading

If you're lucky, I'll even give you a nice relaxing cat bath..

Answer 3

Sure, but it might be a very bloody one!!  Does not sound too appealing to me!

Answer 4

Calling me an oxpecker is just hurtful.  The nick name is "Ox", there's no need to embellish it.

Answer 5

o.o

unfortunately,I do not think so.