Is it possible to train a monkey to ride a Sports Bike ?

Question

I want to include a real live monkey in my stuntrider act.

Maybe a monkey i can bring in from Columbia or Venezueala as i go there to visit my girlfriend.

I now ride a stripped down stunt Honda CBR 600 F4i...so do you think the monkey could handle this sort of bike ?

Would he/she need to wear a helmet and would the authorities let me ?

How much of the winnings would I have to give the monkey if i won the stunt bike competition ??

This is a for real situation, thanks guys.

Answer 1

Those aren't monkeys chattering when the Harley goes by... Its laughter!!!

Answer 2

When I move Im going to leave my computer behind

Answer 3

ive seen a bear ride a bicycle(well it was on jackass) but still. i think it is possible it would probly have to be an automatic bike or like some one else sed have remote speed control. good luck!

too late some one already did it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2hqkGVSGNPw

Answer 4

Of course a monkey could ride a sportbike!  I see it all the time out here: T-shirt, shorts and a helmet, and all they can do is twist the throttle and go in a straight line.

We call them "squids" though, not monkeys.

Answer 5

See monkeys riding sport bikes every day. The Gorillas ride Harleys. Everytime a Harley goes by the monkeys start chattering incoherently.

Answer 6

IF YOU HAVE THE PATIENCE, YOU CAN TRAIN JUST ABOUT ANYTHING.

Answer 7

YES --Mean to say you have not seen some of the monkey,s that do stupid things on the road

Answer 8

Sure thing

Answer 9

>>  Is it possible to train a monkey to ride a Sports Bike ?

I thought only monkey WERE riding the sports bike...

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You would have to train a monkey to ride a bike first.  Then control the speed using a remote.

Good Luck...

Answer 10

I tried that. He ended up training me!

Answer 11

People learned how, and from what I've seen alot of people aren't as intelligent as the monkeys.