Is it really fair for me to call just anything a poem?

Question

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WHEN HE FINALLY GOT IN LINE

TO SEE GOD, MR. EUWAITE WAS

EXCITED OVER HIS QUESTIONS.

From what examples

does God create by…

I mean, by what manor

does he decide to fashion things?

Is there a particular style

preferred by God, clearly

he likes his animals

to have two eyes

and one reproductive organ.

How if life

was the other way round?

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Answer 1

About at least one of these Polyphemus would have been the definitive source of information; I would not have dared to get close enough to know if it were exactly one...

Answer 2

You mean one eye and 2 reproductive organs?

Things could get very interesting...

Answer 3

Ever hear of the African mudfish and sexual dimorphism?

Answer 4

We then could actually do it all our selves! Wouldn't need a mate, but we might go blind! Now what made me say that!!  LOL Cheers

Answer 5

What name will the literary

cannibals give

to this

?

I doubt the neck

will even bend.

Answer 6

God in His Manor, chooses a peculiar manner of creating,

For He doesn't skimp on reproductive organs,

Giving each at least two, about which we're debating,

And it may be with eyes of sans.

But what fun in figuring it out!

In looking at all the species.

That life is all about,

Just what one and each is!

Answer 7

Have you been to h**l lately? huh, I mean R&S?  

Answer 8

Have you considered asking God for his autobiography... I'm sure all the answers can be found there.  

The best thing about men having dual organs is if one fails to do its job you have a backup plan.... but when you get old it would be expensive due to the increase in the cost of pharmaceuticals required to keep them in good working condition.

... oh yea, nice poem. (wink)

note to autumnlover: a platypus is the only mammel that lays eggs, which answers the question which came 1st the chicken or the egg... Since God took all his leftover animal parts and made the platypus and then the platypus layed an egg, it is obvious the egg came last.

Answer 9

I have two eyes, I have two ovaries, men have two eyes, men have two testies. Perfect if one should lose one.

I'd say the fashion is correct.

There is no other way around, in my eyes.

Answer 10

God is his infinite wisdom is a God of infinite variety.  Who's to say what a poem is or isn't.  God does not have a set of rules, we (the brainy animals) have to make them up for ourselves.  I say break out of the boxes.  Creativity is about experiencing freedom of expression for the sake of itself not about being fair. Can you tell me what rules God might've been following when he created the platypus???

Like your poem though, interesting line of thought.

Answer 11

hmm...male sharks have two of each....

if there is a God, he got his sense of humor from Mel Brooks!

Answer 12

hey hey than we'd be looking and glaring and staring at others less and reproducing more !