Is it really good luck to catch a midget?

Question

or have i been chasing them for nothing?

Answer 1

only if she has a glass eye!

Answer 2

What, and get my kneecaps bitten off?

Are you crazy?

Oh wait,...  

Answer 3

yes

1) if it is St. Patrick's and they are wearing all green.

2) they have lucky charm

Answer 4

I caught a hunter one the other day and bagged him up and threw him in the river. I saw some other people fishing him out. I guess that was good luck for him. Unfortunately, they took him to the mental hospital when he told them a deer put him in a bag and threw him in the river.

Answer 5

If they are a multimillionaire, then yes

Why did you marry one??

Answer 6

that all depends on how you look at it i guess.

Answer 7

No they bite & bite hard too ( Midge ointment doesn't work on the bites ).

Leave them alone !! (If you don't you'll be DWARFED by some one bigger than you & you'll feel a LITTLE pain & you won't be a person to be admired & LOOKED UP too ! )

Good Luck.X :-)

Answer 8

Only if they are carrying a couple of million in a suitcase.

Answer 9

That would make me sad if I was one to read this. Let's respect each other, okay.

Answer 10

You should just let them run wild. Don't try to catch them. I want to know why they get so upset when I try to take their photo...

Answer 11

They are worth 1.5 billion dollars .  I hope I catch one!   10 stars to the girl that dated one she must be rich!!  Big props to the midget banger!!!! I love you.

Answer 12

Its not necessarily good luck but it beats the embarrassment of them out running you.  Don't give up.

Answer 13

lol!  only if they have a pot of gold and are in ireland are they lucky

Answer 14

not as much as its bad luck to drop the poor bugger once you've caught him!

Answer 15

Lol, Don't know. I haven't managed to catch one yet.   =[

Answer 16

I bought mine......you mean you can get them FREE??

Answer 17

Yes, it is! GET EM' JT!! GO! GO! GO!

Answer 18

If you catch me, I'll let you rub me for luck.  I'd be considered a midget if you were like 6'7".  Are you 6'7"?

Answer 19

It depends if the midget in question has a good lawyer or not...

See, and here I always thought it was just their feet that were lucky... maybe I'm thinking of something else :)

  

Answer 20

Catch a midget doing what?

ma

Answer 21

I was just discussing this the other day and I came to the conclusion you have to tickle them for luck.

Answer 22

i dated a midget before.