Is it so wrong to want a pet v****a?

Question

someone has a pet v****a free to good home, says it needs a trim,but is otherwise fit and keeps well.they should live a long time apparently.has anyone else ever had one? what is their diet is it strictly meat?I am seriously considering going along with a view to take it home with me and make sure it has a nice life,I think previous owner has not done a good job and in the right hands,I could be a wonderful owner.

Answer 1

Umm ok

Answer 2

i agree with cupcake

Answer 3

of course not i have a pet d**k and a pet v****a ther names are d**k and f***y ohhh i love them sooo much in fact just last week i saw them getting a bit involved in each other man he as taking her to the cleaners she loved it ,,,,,,and i hope soon we can little vagains and ***** all over the place .....they are mans best friend this little gentinal good at gaurding the hoiuase aswell ...ok of off ,

Answer 4

have you had experience in one.. thats important.. it doesnt seem you have.

Answer 5

Mke sure you feed it every 6 hours.  

Answer 6

ha ha as long as you don't abuse it then it should be fine!

Answer 7

is it white, black or brown ? If its black these species are very rare indeed and need a balanced but stable diet of bananas.......if its brown on the other hand they can eat most currys/rice but can let of a rather smelly odour....white is the easiest to look after and if i were you i would snap it up.....and it eats most meat.....but is particuarly keen on sausage. Good luck

Answer 8

you'll just get bored with it like you did with the gerbil.

Answer 9

:s

haha

Answer 10

It's not wrong, just be sure that you take good care of it, and not get too selfish or dominating with it. Keep it clean and give it a little activity. 3 times a week is healthy.

Make sure you dress it with soft cottons most of the time, but if you must, an occasional polyester thong or lace will be fine.

Answer 11

yeah just care to it, pet it.. you kno be good to it lmao wtf hsahah

Answer 12

sorry lossed me totally.

Answer 13

I agree with Viva!

Answer 14

well make sure you wash it

it could get rather stinky after a while

Answer 15

I think this suits...

WHY THE INTERNET IS LIKE A v****a

    *   The more people use it the bigger it gets.

    *   If you play with it too much you can go blind.

    *   You wouldn't believe the things people put in there!

    *   Some people think they know how to move around in it, but they really

can't interface.

    *   In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to receive information

considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think

that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for

fun most of the time.

    *   It has no conscience and no memory.

    *   It provides a way to interact with other people.

    *   If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread

viruses.

    *   It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too

much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.

    *   You think you're just playing around, but you can get involved in

something that takes 9 months to finish.

    *   The part you see is actually just the front end of a very complicated

system.

    *   If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big

trouble.

    *   It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions,

it  will warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did I do

that?"

    *   Some folks have it, some don't.

    *   Those who have it think that those who don't have it are somehow

inferior.

    *   Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think

it's  not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of

those who don't have it spend all their time trying to access it.

    *   Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people

would  just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do.

    *   Some people believe in security and avoiding penetration but others

believe it should be open to all  comers.

Answer 16

what a silly boy then

Answer 17

Make sure you l**k it clean every day... at least once.  You know like a "kitty"!   And if it doesn't want a trim, leave it be!