of humorous tales? I'll toss in a brief one.
Not long ago, a switch crew was in the breakroom at lunch time, the trainmaster walked in and said, "Fellas, I have some sad news, Bob Jone's wife called and he had a heart attack and died this morning" Bob was the regular foreman on the job and was on his days off.
Stunned silence at first, then the usual "wow thats such a shame, work all your life for this", and "just goes to show you never know when your time's up" etc.
Everyone was kinda quiet and down for a bit, then one of the guys perked up and said "hey, that puts me on days!"
So much for extended mourning on the railroad.
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