Great uncle Percy Fawcette was last seen in May 1925 on the Upper Xingu river in the Amazon with his son Jack and his chum Raleigh Rimell, Although a great explorer and cartographer, we are not quite sure why he was there, he was supposed to have gone to the racing at Ascot. Rumour has it that he owed Rotters father £500 and couldn't or wouldn't pay it back, so he went to the Amazon to hide the scandal. So do we forget Great Uncle Percy or do we try to contact him and tell him to come home. Do you think that Rotter Senior will write off the debt? We do hope he returns soon as there is an awful lot of mail waiting for him as well as 3000 tins of his favourite moustache wax (the order for it was never stopped) Mr. Golightly, the owner of 'Golightly's Moustache Wax Ltd' is pressing for payment as the bill is a little over due. Failing his return, does anyone wish to buy 3000 tins of moustache wax?
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