Is it time to get married ?

Question

When your barmaid no longer understands you ?

Answer 1

no.

Answer 2

yes

Answer 3

no

Answer 4

Not yet.  Wait one hour.

Answer 5

aaaahhhh what did you do now, you upset her with your words......?? or actions....??  time to go home, shower & eat & relax ok.  Hope you are well............

Married you say........?? yes maybe it is time........

Answer 6

Your wife probably wont either- get a dog

Answer 7

Ha ha ha - you could always find a new pub or ask the bar manager for new bar staff!!

Answer 8

Nope. You can leave the bar and the barmaid. But you can't really run away from the wife.  

Answer 9

If she's "Your" barmaid, marry her. :0)

Answer 10

Of course not!

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Answer 11

Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all of our steak.

Answer 12

Drink more p1ss Rik, you're obviously thinking too much. xo

Answer 13

No it's time to phone for a taxi.