Is it to much to demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."?

Question

Conquistador your stallion stands

In need of company

And like some angels haloed brow

You reek of purity

I see your armour-plated breast

Has long since lost its sheen

And in your death mask face

There are no signs which can be seen

And though I hoped for something to find

I could see no maze to unwind

Conquistador a vulture sits

Upon your silver shield

And in your rusty scabbard now

The sand has taken seed

And though your jewel-encrusted blade

Has not been plundered still

The sea has washed across your face

And taken of its fill

And though I hoped for something to find

I could see no maze to unwind

Conquistador there is no time

I must pay my respect

And though I came to jeer at you

I leave now with regret

And as the gloom begins to fall

I see there is no, only all

And though you came with sword held high

You did not conquer, only die

And though I hoped for something to find

I could see no maze to unwind

Answer 1

Not if you are a Conquistador, or that is your name!

Answer 2

Sounds like something you would say to the authorities as they wheel you off to the funny farm.

"Address me as Conquistador, you vile swine!"

Answer 3

I suppose you could change your name by deed poll. Then you could insist on being called by your first name.

Answer 4

Yeah I am going to follow you around and spray everything you touch with Lysol, r****d. Now that ain't bad.

So what is Penfold XIV f****n' problem?

someone pissed in his Shepherd pie?

Answer 5

How about a simple standing ovation when you enter the room? Would that suffice?

Answer 6

No, Tyler, from now on, you shall be addressed as Conquistador...

Conquistador,

your stallion stands in need of company

And like some angel's halowed brow you reek of purity.

I see your armor-plated breast

Has long since lost its sheen

And in your death mask face

There are no signs which can be seen.

Conquistador, a vulture sits upon your silver sheath

And in your rusty scabbard now the sand has taken seed.

And though your jewel-encrusted blade

Has not been plundered still

The sea has washed across your face

And taken of its fill.

Conquistador, there is no time, I must pay my respect

And though I came to jeer at you, I leave now with regret.

And though you came with sword held high

You did not conquer... only died.

Tyler, That would be Brooker/Reid, Procol Harum...

Answer 7

een mah corntray, a conkqueestadoor iss an itty-bitty

ro-dahnt fluffin. Itsy-bitsy, ah meen eet is tinny, wot?

Answer 8

Well, since there are only 3.84946 days before I become Empress, and it's my birthday, I make you my First Conquistador, head of the Imperial Army.

You know what I just noticed? If you look at Penfold xp's name sideways, he's sticking his tongue out at you.

x = mean eyes

p = tongue sticking out

Answer 9

I will do that from now on. Didn't realize how far your dellusions of grandeur have progressed.. Sorry my friend, I guess all these years you have been quietly whimpering for help. Never fear my little whiny wanker, your worries will be over soon... How old are you now 90, 100? You only have a few days left, so it will get better soon!

Hope this helped.

Keep blabbering.

I can tell you have a lot to whine about.

Answer 10

Howz about I just call you Don Juan?  Tilted any windmills lately?

Answer 11

Yes. I will now call you "Erobererfrosch."