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Is it too early for a friday funny??

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An army major is visiting sick soldiers in an army hospital.He goes up to a paratrooper and asks "Whats your problem soldier?"

"chronic syphilis,sir"

"what treatment are you getting?"

"five minutes each day with the wire brush sir"

"and whats your ambition"

"to get back to the front line,sir"

"good man" says the major.

walking up to the next bed he asks the aircraftman what he is in for?

"Chronic piles,sir"

The major asks the treatment and he is told it is five minutes with the wire brush daily.asking his ambition he is met with the reply of getting back to the front.

He then goes up to the 3rd soldier and asks his problem? the guardsman replies he has chronic gum disease.And the treatment?,five minutes with the wire brush.When asked about his ambition he replies,"to get the wire brush before the other two,sir"

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  1. ha ha nor fekin classic, first time i heard it brill im gona use it in the boozer at the weekend.

    wee * for you


  2. haha!!!

    nice one bruvva

  3. brilliant :-)

    never too early...TF it is Friday tomorrow though...nice lie-in at the weekend, no heart failures on Sunday cos we aint playing...heaven!!

  4. it's never too early dave, but you are thirty years too late with that joke.

  5. bloody pongos....they dont brush thier teeth anyways...

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