Is it too early for this?

Question

I am the Pasteur of the local church of appliantology. We warship a 1956 Maytag. The question is: Where is the blasphemer valve located? Is it next to the audultress, or under the gluttener. Will we have to Clintonize the whole thing? Serious answers not welcome.

Answer 1

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this is great got more?

Answer 2

you really touching on a HOT POINT there........Maytag's are created to live forever with no maintenance. We are living in the last days , crucial times hard to deal with..........you may need to endure till the end..............I would shut her down when I sleep..........