Is it true about Michael Phelps? We missed it because Channel 7 are showing the AFL?

Question

Apparently he Kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his ****........................he really is amazing. But not as amazing as Steve Redgrave. You see i rowing you can only compete in one event. He won five gold medals at five different Olympics, I would like to see Phelps win Gold medals in 12 years time!

Answer 1

Maybe, but the AFL is such a waste of space I can't believe our Southern States watch that 'girly football' rubbish...

Answer 2

unbelievable, you mean Michael failed to jump in the ocean, swim in record time to australia to play on the winning team defeating their opposition by casting eye searing lightbolts at his opponents from vast quantities of shiny bling...