Is it true in New Zealand they use midgets to fill in potholes?

Question

Is it true in New Zealand they use midgets to fill in potholes?

Answer 1

actually I donated the midgets that "mysteriously" exploded in my kitchen to the road crew.  Now, the road to me and Kate's hut is paved.  It all worked out in the end.

Answer 2

Just the dead ones.

Answer 3

Even better...

They use midgets with "pot" to fill potholes...

Easy roadside score...(s*x, too, if you want it...real cheap...)

(here...(gravely voice, holding my breath)...try some of this New Zealand Midget Mango doobage...)

Answer 4

Not anymore, after they used  midgets there was a shortcoming of a lot of woman in the western territories.

they now use none exploded Wallabies.

Answer 5

Marla and I use them as pillows in our bed.