Is it true that, only in the US a pizza is delivered faster than when you call an ambulance.lol?

Question

Is it true that, only in the US a pizza is delivered faster than when you call an ambulance.lol?

Answer 1

The Blue Effect: The time it takes a pizza delivery person to deliver a pizza is inversely proportional to the number of police cars patrolling the route taken by the driver.

    Corollary to the Blue Effect: A pizza delivery person will always deliver a pizza faster than the average police response time.

Note that these formulas can only apply to delivered pizza. Frozen pizza, homemade pizza, and take-out pizza are forms of pizza that may not subscribe to these natural laws.

Answer 2

No that goes for just about any where

Answer 3

since there are many pizza places in a small area and most ambulances are staff by volunteers, it would seem accurate that it would be faster to get a pizza since there are tons of people working there versus none at an ambulance.

Answer 4

LOL.

It seems 100% true unless someone has already died.

I have had many problems with police and ambulances showing up late. It is ashame when you could take someone to the hospital and come back, or put handcuffs on a criminal and still wait 45 minutes and no one is there yet.

Answer 5

Also in Wales, takes half an hour for an ambulance and 10 mins for the take away.

Answer 6

i once called an ambulance..i decided to eat while i was waiting so i ordered a large pizza...funny..the ambulance delivered the pizza...