Is it true that Barack Obama [The Messiah] is the one force that can stop Chuck Norris?

Question

Barack Obama is the Messiah and I understand the Messiah is an unstoppable force... so it makes sense that he could stop the other unstoppable force named Chuck Norris.

Answer 1

Chuck Norris is already stopped.

Answer 2

NOTHING can stop Chuck Norris, he's been around a long time before any of us

Answer 3

Not only can Barack Obama stop Chuck Norris, he would use Norris' own roundhouse kick against him and kick the beard off his face.  

VOTE OBAMA In '08!

Answer 4

I bet if you ask Obama, he'll say, "Yes I can!"

Obamination

Answer 5

NO! Nothing can stop Chuck Norris...Nothing...ever...how dare you even asses that this is possible!

Answer 6

Uh...uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh...

Uh...uh, uh, uh.....

....no.

Answer 7

bruce lee owns chuck norris...

Answer 8

heck yah

barak doesnt do push ups - he pushes the earth down

bad ***, nuff sed

Answer 9

Anyone against Chuck Norris needs to be flogged publicly.  Obama is a skinny little bit<h.  Chuck would mutalate him.

Answer 10

Boy, that's a tough one.  Chuck is pretty darn tough, but to even think about confronting The One, Lord Obama the Messiah...well he'd have his work cut out for him to be sure.  In the end though I think Chuck would prevail!