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Is it true that Chuck Norris counted to infinity--twice?

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sure he did
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Yup
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and he's not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of him.
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No. It is true that Chuck Norris can't revive his tired, played out movie and television career though.

Looks like he'll be stuck doing infomercials forever.
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Only because he thought they said "trinity"........1,2,3....1,2,3!
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YES!! And it's also true that if Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he sees nothing...because there can never be another Chuck Norris.
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not chuck norris, he sucks, but walker texas ranger maybe..
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Yes. It is also true that he grinds coffee beans in his teeth and boils the water with his own rage!
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yep

he is also the reason why waldo is hiding!
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yeah your right... if chuck norris looks in the mirror he'll see nothing... because hes so ugly he cracked the window with his ugliness
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absolutely!

and Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups - he's actually pushing the earth down
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Chuck Norris kicked Infinities ***.

That's Chuck for ya!
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