Is it true that Helen Keller once beat an asian in a driving skills contest?

Question

Is it true that Helen Keller once beat an asian in a driving skills contest?

Answer 1

u def should write a book

Answer 2

no but did you know that when helen keller was bad they punished her by making read a basketball

Answer 3

No, I think that was a Mexican.

Answer 4

Seems reasonable!

Answer 5

No, Helen keller never once drove a car. she was blind and deaf.

Answer 6

Is it true that idiots post racist questions on answers? Grow up!

Answer 7

yes her eyes opened wider so she could see better

Answer 8

It's funny. Politically incorrect, but funny.And so is that long list of Keller jokes -- ranks right up there with the paraplegic jokes.

I saw and heard Helen Keller on television back in the last century. It is one of my precious memories.

She was hard to understand, but I was and am still Very Impressed with her courage and her learned abilities.

  And Anne Sullivan -- how do you teach anything to someone who can't hear and  can't see?  Who may not even understand that there is a world around her?

If Keller weren't well-known and important to others, there wouldn't be any HK jokes!

Answer 9

i loved it. this is a true question. and this is a great question, im thinking that DA JESUS should write a book with all of his questions. fantastic keep up the good work.

Answer 10

Gosh you would think so.

Answer 11

no !!! i did a rep[ort bout her and ur not funny!!!

Answer 12

yehh that was completely uncalled for. ur gonna get too diff kinds of responses.. ppl that were offended by the joke.. n ppl that loved it.

Answer 13

Lol rude but made me laugh

Answer 14

Is it true your a loser with nothing else to do on the internet then write these stupid questions AND ANSWER questions, saying disgusting, perverse things to a minor? Everyone needs to click on this guy's profile and click on the questions he's answered and see what he said to a young boy!

Answer 15

no

Answer 16

Ignorance breeds intolerance.

Answer 17

Yes, she only ran into 3 other cars.

How does Helen Keller drive? One hand on the wheel and one hand one the road!

First name: Brittany

    joke: How do you Punish Hellen Keller? 1- Reareange the Furniture 2- Give her a basketball and tell her to read it. 3- tell her to find the corners in a round room

    joke: Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face? She tried eating with a fork.

First name: Rob Boz

    joke: Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!

First name: businessguy

    joke: What is Helen Keller's favorite Convenience Store? WAAAWAAA

    joke: Why did Helen Keller's dog jump off a cliff and kill itself? You would too if your name was sajifjlsisdjifiuop

First name: Willy Boy

    joke: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They stuck a plunger in the toilet.

    How many kids did Helen Keller have? NONE! The plunger went all the way through!

First Name: LMonroe

    joke: If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?

First name: Jay

    joke: Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman! no seriously why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

First name: Jay

    joke: Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad? Neither has she!

First name: Red

    joke: how did helen keller burn the side of her face? she answered the iron. how did she burn the other side? they called back.

(note from one of our visitors: "how did helen keller hear the iron ring? SHE DIDN'T!!! cause shes DEAF!!!!!!!!!!" this joke may have been fabricated, we are currently researching the authenticity of this event.)

First name: Red

    joke: what did hellen keller's room look like? she didn't know either

First name: shayla

    joke: what do you call a tennis match between helen keller and stevie wonder? endless love

First name: yo momma

    joke: why does helen keller wear tight pants? so you can read her lips!!

First name: Heather

    joke: What was Helen Kellers favorite childhood game? Musical Chairs

First name: little-comb

    joke: Whats Helen Kellers favourite movie? Around the Block in 80 days.

First name: Jeffrey

    joke: If helen keller were psychic, would she call it a fourth sense?

First name: Aussie

    joke: What did Helen Keller say to the shop assistant when she knocked over a product-display in the store? Just looking!

First name: griz

    joke: whats the name of helen kellers new movie? silent scream.

First name: griz

    joke: how did helen keller burn her face? she was bobbing for french fries.

First name: Joseph

    joke: How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? Stuck doorknobs to the walls.

First name: patrick

    joke: Why cant Hellen Keller drive a car? Because shes a woman. Why cant Hellen Keller drive a train? Because shes dead.

First name: Dee

    joke: Why were Helen Kellers hands purple? She heard it thru the grapevine.

First name: dave

    joke: Have you heard about Helen Kellers new car? neither has she

First name: dave

    joke: Why did helen keller go crazy? she was trying to read a stucko wall.

First name: Boyd

    joke: How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? -they left the plunger in the toilet

First name: eliyah

    joke: what did hellen keller get for cristmas? polio! she had everything else.

First name: Jeremy

    joke: Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it......... uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

First name: Reed

    joke: How do you get helen keller to keep a secret? Break her fingers

First name: max

    joke: why did helen kellers dog commit suicide? you would to if your name was mmmmmmmmmnnnnnn

First name: M & G

    joke: Why doesnt Hellen Kellar scream when she fell off the cliff? - She was wearing mittens

First Name:wickedclown

    joke: why can't Hellen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the **** out of her dog.

First Name: danny

    joke: Whats helen keller's favorite color? Black

First Name: The Dude

    joke: Why did Helen Keller cross the road? What, like she know's where she's going?

First Name: John dokken

    joke: How do you punish Helen Keller? By rearranging the living-room furniture.

First Name: jenifer

    joke: What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well? She screamed her hands off.

First Name: jenifer

    joke: How did Helen Keller breake her arms? Trying to read road signs at 40mph.

First Name: jenifer

    joke: Why couldn't Helen Keller play on her high school football team? Because she's a girl

First Name: jenifer

    joke: Why does Helen Keller m********e with one hand? So she can moan with the other.

First Name: fdskflfjdkl

    joke: Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too.

First Name: Charles

    joke: What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her for swearing? Washed her hands with soap.

First Name: mike

    joke: how did Helen Keller burn her hands? She was trying to read a waffle iron

First Name: adam

    joke: what does Helen Keller call the closet? Disneyworld

Where do Helen Keller's parents have her go when there's company over? Disneyworld

First Name: molly

    joke: Why was Helen Keller late for school? DUI

Answer 18

ive never heard of it, but it mightve happened!

Answer 19

No. And you're not funny.

Answer 20

Yeah your soo funny.