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Is it true that Shreddies are knitted by Nanas?

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dont ask me mr fancy pants ..... im with monkey! me no no!!!!!
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of course they are, didn't you know that?
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Yes, haven't you seen the adverts, they never lie or exaggerate!!!!
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Yes,it,s a shame what our pensioners have to do to eke out their pensions.Keep buying them folk,give a little sunshine to a Nana!
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Yup, shreddies have the nana's touch!

eat up, they'll knit more!
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yes, have you not seen the ad
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something tells me that they are not quite

sorry if i made people frown its just the truth
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Uh-huh, it's all forced labour though. We should be ashamed of ourselves.
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Yep, just finished my 2nd box tonight.

Going out with a torch in a minute to catch a cornish pasty for my supper.
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Ofcoarser they are XD

why would my preciouse tv lie to me XD
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no. my nana knitted me and my family a gollywog jumper each.
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Yes they are knitted by Nanas, I know cause I recruit them, the Nanas that is. What you don't know is that Grandads hammer pieces of corn flat to make them into Cornflakes and the grand kids wear Huggies to collect the Coco Pops. That's enough trade secrets for today.
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Of course!!
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No , they are produced by a big machine that stamps the wheat in to the square (lattice) shape
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That would explain why there was a set of gnashers in the last box I bought.

Hows that for a c**p freebie?
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What are shreddies?
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yep they are. They all work in a factory in Welwyn Garden City, Hertfordshire! They all start work at 9, have a tea break and nap at 10.30 then do more knitting, then they have lunch at 1 followed by another nap. Do more knittin untill 3ish then have more tea and then go home to bed at 5pm.

They get paid ÃƒÂ‚Ã‚Â£7 hour and still get their pension. They also have lots of tea whilst knitting and are free to go to the toilet whenever they like.

Their husbands, the grandads taste them!

They all get boxed up and then sent to the shops :D
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Not only that but the Papa's are the ones spinning the fibre! It's true I read it in the headlines at the shopping centre line up.
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They better be,or i ain't eating them anymore.
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Yes I am a Nana that knits them.....we work hard for a little corn !!!
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Is that not breaking the rules on equal opportunities.
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You bet! and tested by Grandads.
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Yes it's true

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No. They don't smell of p*ss.
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ofc :), they need a nanas touch x
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yeah!

What else are they made by? Goblins??. NO NOT GOBLINS!

NANAS KNIT SHREDDIES!!

THEY DOOOOOO
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Absolutely, and don't let anyone cynical tell you otherwise!
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Shreddies is Scottish slang for Y's
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Of course and cornflakes are shavings from peoples feet.
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Well they are kind of knitted by old grannies but in a sweat-shop and they only get paid with Yardley Lily of the valley perfume and lilac hair rinse.They have to obey their bosses strictly and they only eat weetabix. Also shreddies from where i come from are known as pants or skids, and i can tell you that the shreddies on the advert actually taste like pants... not that ive actually tasted pants, but i have tasted the shreddies..
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